skymachine:

oh thats clever some asshole switched the ‘volume up’ and ‘volume down’ on the keyboard keys so I tried to turn down this vocaloid song and it just got louder so I tried turning it down more and more and it just kept getting louder and louder until hatsune miko was screaming and I was screaming

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limey404:

i dug up my 4th grade journal and found the cold hard proof of me always having done the opposite of ‘dream big’
it’s weird how people change a whole hell of a lot but they also never really change if you know what i mean

limey404:

i dug up my 4th grade journal and found the cold hard proof of me always having done the opposite of ‘dream big’

it’s weird how people change a whole hell of a lot but they also never really change if you know what i mean

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Anonymous asked:

i know you don't do sex stories anymore but my dad is a cop and was doing child support cases or something and he told me about these two guys who had consensual, protected sex with the same girl but what they did was one guy had sex with her with the condom and then the second guy had sex with her using the same condom turned inside out so the girl got pregnant with the first guy's baby even though he was using a condom

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snorlaxatives:

JESUS CHRIST 

bitch-media:

On February 25, 2014, Orange is the New Black author Piper Kerman testified at the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee hearings on solitary confinement in Washington, DC. Unlike her fictional character, Kerman was never placed in solitary confinement. But she testified about the many women incarcerated alongside her who had:

While I was in prison, I saw many women sent to the SHU for minor infractions such as moving around a housing unit during a count, refusing an order from a correctional officer, and possession of low-level contraband like small amounts of cash (which is largely useless in prison) or having women’s underwear from the outside rather than prison-issued underwear. All of these infractions drew at least 30 days in solitary. Sometimes women are sent to the SHU immediately upon their arrival in prison because there aren’t any open beds.

Most politicians would rather ignore the reality of the problems with the prison system than address them head-on and risk being seen as “soft on crime.”Orange is the New Black—and Kerman’s determined attempt to link the peoples’ interest in the fictional story to real women’s suffering—has helped get Americans talking about prison in a way few pieces of pop culture have. It’s also a way to get people talking about women in the prison system rather than focusing the conversations around men. It’s also a sad truth that politicians and Americans in general are more likely to listen to a celebrity telling them about prison conditions than someone who didn’t become famous after being incarcerated. To her credit, Kerman (unlike some other celebrities who have experienced short stints behind bars) has been using her platform to advocate for change.

Read the article: Can “Orange is the New Black” Change the Way Congress Thinks About Prisons? 

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Today, Google is celebrating the 80th birthday of Diana Wynne Jones (1934-2011), the author of the well known Howl’s Moving Castle and many other wondrous fantasy novels. Happy Birthday! I liked the banner so much, I decided to make a gif of it for everyone to use however they please. No watermark or anything, and I’ve looped it smoothly. (It’s also transparent …) 

Today, Google is celebrating the 80th birthday of Diana Wynne Jones (1934-2011), the author of the well known Howl’s Moving Castle and many other wondrous fantasy novels. Happy Birthday! I liked the banner so much, I decided to make a gif of it for everyone to use however they please. No watermark or anything, and I’ve looped it smoothly. (It’s also transparent …) 

(Source: dissembled-dreams, via spoopyarmins)

It’s not about men or women.

Nobody should ever hit anyone.

Nobody should ever rape anyone.

Nobody should ever murder anyone.

Nobody should ever beat anyone.

Nobody should ever threaten anyone.

Nobody should ever insult anyone.

Nobody should ever make anyone uncomfortable.

Nobody should ever touch anyone without their consent.

Nobody should ever steal from anyone.

Nobody should ever humiliate anyone.

(Source: melkorisacrybaby, via fatherlordzukoz)