When I start to develop a crush on someone

When I start to develop a crush on someone

(via rinematic)


whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

(via mister-chippy)


If you had to suggest a tattoo for me based on what you know of me from my blog, what would it be?

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fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via rinematic)


apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not

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2manyfandomsnotenoughfeels:

people-should-all-be-onions:

thank-you-kidrauhl:

please excuse me while I cry

bLOODY HELL

Oh..my heart!

2manyfandomsnotenoughfeels:

people-should-all-be-onions:

thank-you-kidrauhl:

please excuse me while I cry

bLOODY HELL

Oh..my heart!

(via mister-chippy)


swagpizza:

in middle school i was ugly and weird now i’m a different more mature kind of ugly and weird


koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

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